First off, welcome! This is a blog where funny posts will live of a girl who is a self proclaimed “lesbian” train wreck. Her name will not be mentioned -for confidential reasons- but let’s just say… she was an interesting chapter of my life… and of many other peoples lives that she tainted.
To start off, I knew this girl back in middle school when I used to only see her at church. I officially met her when I got to high school. Back then we used to call her “Cancer Girl.” Then in high school when we all realized that she pretty much had sex with the entire school, we called her the girl with “hepatitissiffleaids” because we strongly believed she has every single STD in the world. Actually, we all still do believe that. She thought she was such hot shit because of that. She would always brag about how many guys she fucked or gave head to over the weekend but little did she know, the only reason all those guys fucked her or even gave her the slightest amount of attention was because they all thought the had cancer with only a few more years or months left to live. No one actually found her attractive… she was just easy. I’m not saying she’s not… pretty, either… but I’m just saying that she’s not my first option. I will say that I had my experimental lesbian moment with her but honestly, it wasn’t all the rage that she put it out to be. I don’t know if it was that I didn’t like lesbian sex… or that it was just her that was terrible at it to the point where it wasn’t a good experience at all. Maybe I’ll have another moment in my life with a girl that will make it better… but anyways, back to the story. Honestly, when I first met her through our mutual friend, I didn’t have anything to hate about her. But then our friend just made up stupid lies about each other to turn us against each other, which I now prefer she had kept up. But sadly, we made amends and that was mistake #1.
She graduated from high school when I was a sophomore. I was okay with that. I didn’t talk to her again for years. Then one day I got a message in my inbox and that started up our friendship again. We would sporadically talk but it wasn’t like I was really connected to her. Then I went off to college and didn’t talk to many people from back home. Then I came back from college for my winter break and I didn’t really have many people to hang out with because I had burned all my bridges although I had a few other people I hung with but I don’t really remember who they were now… so I hung out with her because she was the only person who reached out to me. Answering that was mistake #2.
I mean, it was a fun time… going to hookah bars every night and smoking cigarettes… and then she told me she got kicked out and she was gonna call this one guy who’s apartment she was looking at because she just needed to a place. So she moved in and we still hung out but she wouldn’t let me ever come get her from there, which I thought was pretty shady. I’ve learned that she sometimes does that because she doesn’t want someone like me, who is easily likable, to take away someone from her that she had just met. So I was just like whatever, and kept going about doing my own thing and getting her from the metro stops and such. Then the last night I was going to be in town before going back, she told me about her new roommate who she though was “PERFECT” for me and said she wanted me to come over and meet him although she had TOLD me before that “he doesn’t like company and doesn’t like it when new people come into his living space.” Just a little weird, but I let it slide. She invited me over when I came back for spring break though and I met the guy for the first time and she kept trying to get us close to each other… but at the same time she didn’t want us close at all, which was strange yet funny. It was like she regretted introducing us to each other right after it had been done. But that’s just how she operates because if someone or anyone in the room isn’t paying any attention to her, she gets annoyed and tries to do anything to get that attention back. Then a week later I started dating her roommate and she seemed happy for us but also didn’t want us hanging out without her, because we all know she wants to be the center of attention. Then whenever there was another person chilling with all three of us, she would always want the “credit” for “getting us together in the first place.” She thought she knew EVERYTHING too so she wanted to sound important. Again, she wanted the attention put on her. It always had to be about her. I mean, I’m not really complaining about her doing that to me. In fact, we both think that was the only thing she actually did GOOD for both of us because we’re still together now. But still, that’s only one thing.
She had a job in DC and that’s the only reason why she lived there. She worked for her father at his company. She always tells people she got the job on her own. The thing is, this girl dropped out of college. No law firm would EVER hire a college drop out and nonetheless hire one to be an accountant. No, that’s not how this world works. Her father had to take her in so she could make a living. She doesn’t ever admit that because she wants to seem important and better than everyone else. People like that make me so angry. I will admit, I haven’t really had a real job before. I do promoting shit for rave companies. I mean, it’s a job, but it’s not really a real one. But I got that job not because my FATHER took me in because he thought I wasn’t going to make it in life. I got that job on my own. Plus, my parents don’t even know what I’m doing with it and such.
Back to the story…
We still hung out and stuff a lot and talked but she was starting to get on our nerves. Then her roommate broke up with me and I talked to her to seek a friend because I was devastated. She would tell me all this stuff like “you don’t need him in your life… I’m here for you… he’s not coming to the beach trip anymore because he’s not invited anymore…” etc. But I didn’t know she was actually playing both sides. I absolutely HATE people like that. Yes, I know hate is a strong word but she’s an exception. I took her to a rave over the summer called Dreamscape. It was one of the best nights ever and everything went well.. except for the part where she started using my credit card to pay for her own drinks at the rave. Then she started to ask me to borrow money, buy her things, and other stuff. She would tell me she would pay me back. Every time I would ask for the money, she would say she doesn’t have it even though she would SOMEHOW spend money while we were out. I kept a tab on everything she owed me. What irked me the most was the fact that she never said “thank you” once to me when I would do something nice for her. I started seeing her roommate again but she didn’t know that. I would tell him everything because he was the only person who knew about my issues with her and understood them because she was playing him too. Then she had to make my life complicated by not telling me until a week before our next rave, Psychedelic Sea, that she was going to West Virginia with her family, but she said that she wanted me to DRIVE all the way to West Virginia to come get her so she could go but she made it so that it seemed like I was forcing her to leave her family affairs so I was the bad person in all of this, which was completely untrue and not fair at all to me. So I drove four hours to pick her ungrateful ass up from West Virginia to get rude looks from all her family, which was mistake #3.
Luckily her roommate was there to give me some warmth through the cold hard looks I was getting and made me feel more comfortable. Then I had to drive all the way back four and a half hours to get to the apartment to realize that she hadn’t brought a key to get in so we were forced to sleep in my car. Then on top of all of that, she made me run around everywhere in DC around the apartment trying to find a way to get into her apartment. She wouldn’t get out of the car because her “wig was messed up” even though she went all her life until when she moved in to the apartment in dc WITHOUT a wig. I thought this rave would be fun like last time but this time, there were designer drugs involved. Whether or not I did them, I will not disclose that information. I love raves and am fine with being around people who roll or trip, but what I cannot tolerate are people who cannot HANDLE themselves on these drugs. She was one of those people. I felt like I was her babysitter all night because right when they hit, she turned into a 5 year-old. I can’t. I just have a strong dislike for people who can’t keep themselves in control. After the event we had no where to go so she found some random people, who are actually good friends of mine to this day, to go home with and crash with them. I was riding in the car with them and I felt something keep pushing into the back of my seat so I turned around and just saw her and some guy she just met having sex. Just so much awkwardness. I felt worse for my friend because it was his car and that is just so disrespectful to him AND me. Then we got to the house and we all tried to play drinking games and all she did was make herself look like a fool in front of four guys we had just met that night. I had no phone or anything to contact anyone because I had lost it at the rave but man did I want to just scream and rip my hair out of my head because I was so frustrated with how stupid she was. Not only was she stupid on drugs and alcohol, but she was just stupid sober too. A famous (to us) quote by her father that my boyfriend told me he had said… “Stupid is as stupid does.”
She ended up not wanting to cooperate with us and our “stupid games” because she knew how to play ALL of them even though she really didn’t and just made herself look like a moron. She lead her new “toy” outside to go suck his face off and sex was probably implied there too. We heard a giant snap and a thud and she just looked at us and shrugged and went back to sucking off his face. Me and my three other friends looked at what happened a few hours later and we discovered that she had single handedly BROKEN his chair swing outside. She kept saying that it wasn’t her fault when it clearly was. Property damages… shake my head.
We ended up going back to her toy’s house and my friend and i awkwardly sat downstairs on the couch while we heard them having sex upstairs… not that they didn’t already have sex right in front of us either. I ended up getting her phone and texting my boyfriend telling him where I was and what was going on and that I wanted to just go home to him and not have to deal with this shit any longer and so I tried to leave with my friend but she wouldn’t let us go because she “didn’t want to be alone” with the new guy. I’m sorry, you’re having sex when I could be taking a shower and feeling clean and being away from you. Yeah, no thanks for staying with you. I finally managed to get back to the apartment. That whole weekend was a nightmare and after that, I just didn’t ever want to hang with her because all she does is think about herself and her needs and not how miserable she’s making a friend. That’s not even being a good friend at all. And whenever I would ask about the money she owed me, she would always ask me “do you think you deserve it?” Okayyyyy… hold up. One does not have to DESERVE the money that another owes them. That’s not how it works. When you owe someone money, you owe them money. You don’t ask questions. End of story.
Now… with all of that information, I’ll throw another thing at you. She told everyone she’s a lesbian. Wait, let me rephrase that. She said she’s a “lesbian.” From all that I said before, does she seem like a lesbian to you? Many of us don’t think she is. Yes, she’s all about the LGBT pride stuff, but she’s not really all about that. In all seriousness, she needs to cut the shit and admit that she only says she is because she wants attention. She soaks that shit up like a sponge.
Now, since my story is done, I will let you all see all her stupid posts that she thinks are either funny or smart but really make her look like a moron.